> THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT:
> >
> > I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
> >
> > CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
> >
> > Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
> >
> > I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
> >
> > I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
> >
> > Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
> >
> > Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
> >
> > A picture is now only worth 200 words.
> >
> > They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street .
> >
> > When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
> >
> > And, finally...
> >
> > A friend was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan ,and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,and asked if I could drive a truck...

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