Drinking With a Florida Girl

Drinking with a Florida Girl 
 

A  Mexican, an Arab,

and a Florida girl are

in the same bar.   
When the  Mexican

finishes his beer,

 

he throws his glass

in the air, pulls out

 

his pistol, and shoots

the glass  to pieces.

He says, 'In Mexico ,

our glasses are so

 

cheap we don't  need

 

to drink with the same one twice.'

The  Arab, obviously

 

impressed by this,

 

drinks non-alcohol beer

 

(cuz he's a muslim!),

 

throws it into the

 

air, pulls out his

 

AK-47, and shoots

 

the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In the

Arab World, we have

so much sand to make

 

glasses that we don't

need to drink with

 

the same one twice either.'

 

The FLORIDA girl,

 

cool as a cucumber,

 

picks up her beer,

 

downs it in one gulp,  

 

throws the glass into

 

the air, whips out her

 

45, and shoots the  

 

Mexican and the Arab.

 

Catching her glass,

setting it on the bar, and  calling for a refill,

 

she says, 

 
'In  Florida , 

 

we have so many

 

illegal aliens that

 

we don't have to drink with the same one twice!

 

      YOU GO GIRL!

God Bless Florida